“You’ll Still See Ads”

I don’t know why but this sort of thing REALLY BUGS THE SHIET OUTTA ME.

Whenever you go into the settings of pretty much anything—Facebook, IG, Apple devices, Google, basically anything that’s showing you ads, there’s a thing where you can “Opt out of relevant marketing” which is so obviously their attempt to try to make you feel bad about turning that off.

As in the above screencap, which is from Paypal.com, it’s this thing where they basically say “You’ll still see ads, but they’ll be less useful to you.”

REALLY?! Is anyone out there like, “OH SNAP, wait a second here!! yes you’re right I want the USEFUL ads!!”

ON SECOND THOUGHT LEMME LEAVE THIS ON, CAUSE I WOULD MUCH PREFER ADS I CAN USE!!

YES I WANT THE COMPANY THAT HAS THE BEST MARKETING BUDGET SHOWING ME WHAT I SHOULD BUY

SO HERE’S MY OUTRIGHT PERMISSION TO MAKE MONEY FROM MY PERSONAL INFO, AS IF YOU WEREN’T JUST GO AHEAD AND DO IT ANYWAY

Fuckers.

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